MSN ILOO
Wow! Microsoft announced the invention of iLOO by their MSN division last Tuesday!! A toilet with wireless Internet access complete with plasma screen, wireless keyboard and six channel surround sound speaker system!!!. Sounds great, now a lot of employees will probably need more toilet breaks than ever. You don’t need to worry about making too much noise in the toilet too just turn up the volume from your surround sound speaker.
Microsoft will probably want to see iLOO installed in every Commercial Building and Shopping Mall and we will no longer pay 20 cents or 50 cents to visit the public toilet each time. We probably need to take up a subscription with Microsoft, an iLOO EULA needs to be signed too and if you do not agree with terms of the End User License Agreement please do not open the iLOO door and Microsoft with promptly give you a refund!
This new innovation from Microsoft iLOO Version 1.0 need improvement a major flaw already discovered with this product. Everyone knew “No job in the toilet is done until the paper work is finished” and where is the printer?
For more info on this interesting MSN product check out the links below;
The Toilet Museum - MSN’s iLoo Press Annoucement
Sit and surf: MSN UK tests portable potty | CNET News.com
The Inquirer - Did Microsoft ‘borrow’ the iLoo concept?
USATODAY.com - Microsoft says iLoo not a hoax, but project dead …
This entry was posted on Friday, May 2nd, 2003 at 12:51 am and is filed under General, humour.