Bring Umbrella & Handkerchief
This happened in my husband’s office.
One fine day, his manager announced to the staff that an XYZ Company’s sales manager would be doing a copying machine demo the following morning but reminded everyone to bring umbrella and handkerchief.
They didn’t really understand what he meant by that until the demo started.
Their secretary was very excited and stood right in front of the sales manager to ensure she got the best view and missed nothing. However, after a while, they noticed their secretary slowly backing off, removing her specs and cleaning it. It then dawned on them why their boss told them to bring umbrella and handkerchief! The sales manager’s saliva was flying into her face and specs! Maybe wipers on the specs will help.
This entry was posted on Thursday, May 20th, 2004 at 11:18 pm and is filed under General, humour.