Blind Followers
The latest fashion craze that hit our local scene are figure hugging hipster pants topped with under-sized blouses. Some even add an attention grapping tattoo mark between their bumps.
In fact an interesting station for this bird-watching exercise is the shopping mall. You can be assured of the most interesting and creative form of so call “self expression” of dressings by the most varied of models - right from sweet young teenagers to matured aunties and mothers, the slim and slender to the fat and flabby. 
Personally, I don’t exactly condone this fashion. Even for those who have the right figure to carry this fad, called me old fashioned if you like, I find it too suggestive, especially those who wear their pants so low as to expose the valley between the two moons.
However, one must surely salute those gutsy enough to brave the trend by blatantly allowing their pathetic flabby protruding loose tummies cradling so precariously on the hipster pants. Sometimes you wonder if the tummies will fall off or the pants will drop first if they hurry up the stairs.
Well, it’s sad that most people are just blind followers. For the young to want to be in vogue, it’s understandable but surely those matured ladies should check it out with “mirror mirror on the wall” first before hitting the streets. In trying to dress to kill, they ended up killing the dress and themselves. But if they have a Simon Cowell husband, they could be saved.
This entry was posted on Friday, November 17th, 2006 at 9:30 pm and is filed under General, humour.
